I hope we all give our kids a childhood they don’t have to heal from
I AM open and receptive to all the good and the abundance in the Universe.
It’s 2019 and if you’re still telling your daughter to “put on clothes” because she wearing shorts or short sleeves in her own house because there’s men in the house you need to look at the men in yo house BITCH
2019 isn’t going to be any different unless you actually put effort in to change it
how yall draw 14 year olds:
I’m screaming you could not have missed the point of this post more
also yall saying “I know 14 year olds that look like this” no you don’t because this is what I meant:
petition to remake all of the twilight movies where everything is the same except that bella is played by john mulaney who has not been given a script and just has to deal with these circumstances as they come.
john: (walks into the classroom)
edward:
john:
don’t u mean
I DIDNT KNOW I NEEDED THIS
Omfg I’m dying
*Edward comes into Bella’s room that one night to creepily kiss her in order to test his self-control*
Edward: I just wanna try one thing. Be very still…don’t move.
John as Bella: *flops to the ground and kicks upward to fight off attacker according to the infinite wisdom of Detective JJ Bittenbinder*
Edward: Do you wanna hang out after class?
John as Bella: Nah, sister, you’re not getting me to no secondary location!
Edward: My family, we’re different from others of our kind. We only drink animal blood, but it’s your scent. It’s like a drug to me. It’s like you’re my own personal brand of heroine.
John:
